Lottery :)
Posted in Fun on October 7th, 2007
Want to win more often?
This works, It's great, try it. Click the graphic above and try it.
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It’s here the Internet Cash Machine
Posted in Fun on July 17th, 2007Join here and get cash every 30 seconds..
Click the graphic above to learn more, its easy its fun its quick…
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The above is from the pen of……. Bob
Jajah Phone service free calls from your landline or mobile
Posted in Fun on July 12th, 2007
JAJAH is made for people who …
- want to call anyone, anywhere in the world at anytime for free, or at super-low rates
- like to use their existing phone (mobile or landline) to make their calls
- want to keep their existing phone number and don't want another binding contract
- don't want to be tied to their computer via a headset
- want to call their friends for free – no matter if they are online or not or don't even have a computer (your grandmother for example)
- are not excited by downloading complicated software and spending hours messing with settings to do internet calls
- have any sort of internet connection (broadband or dial-up, wireless or wired)
JAJAH is all about simplicity
Enter your own phone number and the phone number you want to call on www.jajah.com, press Call: Your phone will ring – your friend's phone will ring – start talking! It's what you're used to, it's simple, it's free and it just works!
Go here and check it out www.jajah.com
I use the service "middleagefella" in the phonebook….
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The world’s 1st and only ANTI-RAPE condom
Posted in Fun on April 15th, 2007The rapex, shaped like a female condom, is worn internally and equipped with 25 teeth in its lining. The razor-sharp teeth fasten on the attacker's penis if he attempts penetration.
Since the device does no lasting damage to the attacker it is completely legal. The majority of women surveyed about the device said they would be willing to use it.
The inventor of Rapex, South African Sonette Ehler, a former medical technician, got the idea when a traumatized rape victim lamented to her, "If only I had teeth down there."
Check out their website here for more information.
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Vista 32-bit one click activator (BIOS Emulation)
Posted in Fun on March 14th, 2007Finally, a crack that activates Vista!
There's been many cracks for Vista which were in the form of TimeStoppers. These cracks merely delayed activation. The only working activation crack was the hacked KMS server image (MelindaGates Activation Server image) which many people found difficult to execute. Well, now there is no need to mount images and pull your hair off of trying to get Vista activated. TEAM Paradox has stepped up and kicked serious Microsoft ass with the Vista BIOS Emulation Crack!
How does it work?
Microsoft has allowed the selling of pre activated systems with Vista for major PC manufacturers such as Lenovo and Acer. This crack is designed to emulate the BIOS of a branded PC from Acer, ASUS, Lenovo etc.
BIOS emulation + OEM Certificate + Product Key == Legitimate, Activated copy of Windows Vista
This involves BIOS emulation. Will it screw my PC?
This crack does NOT flash your BIOS at any rate. Nor does it change any setting in the BIOS. Unlike the troublesome 'Vista Loader' crack (which used BIOS emulation as well) this crack does NOT use vstaldr Grup multiboot boot loader to load the emulation driver during initial boot up of system. Instead, this crack is 100% software based. (in fact, it's only a software driver which runs in Vista environment)
Who made it?
The original crack was made by Team Paradox. The one click version with automation was created by CLoNY. Credit goes to all of them!
Note
This crack works with any Windows Vista 32-bit version only. It does not work with 64-bit installations.
link to vista keys vista keys
link to vista crack vista crack
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Mathematics of Romance
Posted in Fun on March 14th, 2007ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and Love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and Not try to understand
her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
(just drop this to a smart woman who needs a laugh and to the smart guys you know can handle it.)
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If im offline……….
Posted in Fun on February 19th, 2007Ok i have had lots of problems with my ISP Tiscali.. and i could loose my connection when they start moving people to a new stream. I have added a new status box on the left had side.. i can update this from my phone. Also you can get the same details from this website :- http://twitter.com/MiddleAgeFella
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Another ID theft scam..
Posted in News on February 11th, 2007DO NOT GET FOOLED BY RUBBISH LIKE THIS..
Its posted from an aim address America Online that says it all really.. then you have to reply to a yohoo address… why not a microsoft address.. and the toping is the scam part its self.. he wants your personal details.. This id a mail to scam your ID.. So dont get fooled by scams like this one..
msplace2007@aim.com +Add contact
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ELECTRONIC MAIL AWARD PROMOTION
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I love the snow..
Posted in Fun on February 10th, 2007
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What months have 31days???
Posted in Fun on January 31st, 2007A smart way to remember which months have 31 days and which have 30:
Count the months on your knuckles and the grooves between your knuckles. Every month that lands on a knuckle is 31 days, every month that lands on a groove between knuckles is 30 days or 28 for February.
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