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Energizer Bunny Death Notice

AP August 22, 1996 – The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going…" passed away last evening at 12:42am.

Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.

Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming…

Foul play has not been ruled out.

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The above is from the pen of……. Bob

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